Nermalsquat Thevesoil

Nermalsquat the noisy thief, 

the unsuccessful lout,

He (squeaky) snuck around at night, 

lurked (trippy, fall) about.

Oh woe was him, 

his chosen field, 

was (stumble, bangy) spoiled.

 If only he had (thumpy, thud) 

essentially been oiled.

Imaginary Friend

I listen to your silence
and try to understand.
I occupy your vacant heart
and hold your empty hand.

You've known me whence and whither,
from mid to either end,
your ever present, very real,
imaginary friend.

Imaginary Friend

I listen to your silence
and try to understand.
I occupy your vacant heart
and hold your empty hand.

You've known me whence and whither,
from since to either end,
your non-existent, very real,
imaginary friend.