The Udder Truth

 "A cow is of the bovine ilk;

one end moo the other milk." ~ Ogden Nash ~

Born to give us cheese and butter,
usefulness that’s keen and utter,
milking cows is such a treat…
takes a sit and grabs a teat,

aim the stream and hit the bucket,
skim the cream. With any luck it
pleased you when I made that rhyme.
I’d rather do this anytime
than milk a cow as in my youth.
They smell, and that’s the udder truth